Lapsang Souchong – The smoky, rich tea only adventurers understand


(1 customer review)
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When I traveled to Texas for my first military hospital job, I found a lot of things didn’t live up to my imagination, especially when it came to the health system that broke my heart.

But one thing did live up to the legends: melt in your mouth, rich, tongue-tingling brisket. I don’t think it’s even just the meat. I used to be a vegetarian, years ago, and I’m convinced smoking and roasting makes everything better.

Some ancient Chinese sages agree with me.

A savory tea that pairs well with beef, lamb, gouda cheeses, and mushroom dishes, lapsang souchong undergoes a rigorous smoking process after oxidation. Our unique lapsang souchong offers a rich astringency with the heady aroma of an oak fire–perfect for the distinguished fan who enjoys beard care videos and adventures with brigands.

This pure product contains only one ingredient: powerful, smoked black tea.

  • Ingredients: Smoked black tea
  • Origin: Fujian, China
  • Antioxidant Level: Low
  • Caffeine Level: Medium

My supplier, 3Teas, sources the best teas from around the world–I can literally trace every tea back to its organic, humane origin! They are on a mission to show people that you don’t need sugar and chemicals to have great taste. Quality and ethical business is reflected in the shipping price, which ranges from $10 to $15 for most of the US and Canada: we use humane shipping options such as the Canada post, instead of rushed warehouses with alleged human rights violations (*cough cough prime*), and we ship from exotic and beautiful international locations. We believe you can taste the difference in quality, and that it’s worth paying for.

We use recyclable/reusable stainless steel tins (made in USA) which keep tea fresh for up to 2 years. You may also choose to use white stand up pouches if you prefer, which are cheaper given the rising price of steel, but less environmentally-conscious. For maximum tingles, check out the ASMR video on YouTube that corresponds to your tea! The tins are lovely for tapping, and the pouches make a great crinkly sound.

What are you waiting for? Pick your package and your size below! If you came here from an ASMRtist or radio personality, part of your purchase goes to help support their continued creation of great auditory sensory content.

And don’t forget to pick up a mug with your tea! Check out my husband’s amazing handmade ceramics and get 10 percent off your tea.

Weight 50 g
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1 review for Lapsang Souchong – The smoky, rich tea only adventurers understand

  1. J.E.Baker

    Exactly what I expected from prior experience

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